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- the good wizard

3 notes // posted on 1 Apr @ 5.23pm [ reblog? ]

the-trans-exo:

super-metroid:

lavenderlemniscate:

itznarcotic:

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inaccurate, they will survive.

can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth

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202,747 notes // posted on 24 Jul @ 1.44am [ reblog? ]

snailspng:

Harvest mice in flowers PNGs

16,619 notes // posted on 23 Jul @ 8.46pm [ reblog? ]
31,980 notes // posted on 23 Jul @ 7.31pm [ reblog? ]

c3rvida3:

Texts that read, "Is there anything I can do?" and "Want me to get you with the gun?"ALT

Forgot that we had a deep tissue massage gun and thought my partner was offering to hunt me for sport to cheer me up last night.

36,131 notes // posted on 23 Jul @ 6.16pm [ reblog? ]
Anonymous whispered:

Be my anti-valentine? Where we try and make each other as unhappy as possible on Feb 14th.

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

no i already have one of those

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this is fucking hilarious

38,200 notes // posted on 23 Jul @ 4.47pm [ reblog? ]

prohaloplayer:

ezorzea:

prohaloplayer:

ezorzea:

I would definitely get possesed by the cursed jewels and weapons yeah

i would be okay because my intelligence stat is too low for the curse to take hold of me

i want you

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248 notes // posted on 23 Jul @ 5.29am [ reblog? ]

zymstarz-rb:

pikmintournament:

ROUND 1 - TUMBLRS FAVROUITE PIKMIN TOURNAMENT

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Whos your favourite?

Ice Pikmin

White Pikmin

nobody posted the white pikmin gif yet so here it is

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141 notes // posted on 23 Jul @ 5.29am [ reblog? ]
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punchesco:

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

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brother dubious

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“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”

84,845 notes // posted on 23 Jul @ 5.25am [ reblog? ]

3liza:

3liza:

my dad always says “it’s not trespassing if you’re not planning to do anything bad” which as a legal argument wouldn’t get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

officer i am literally just in a location

38,847 notes // posted on 23 Jul @ 5.25am [ reblog? ]